Rumor is they didn’t sell out yet. There’s probably an aesthetically pleasingly arranged pile of them sitting on a shelf at the AT&T store not 5 minutes away (no way I’m braving the casinos on a summer weekend for the Apple Store.) I could instantly silence all those people who keep saying “you’re a tech guy and you don’t even have a cell phone?” while making them insanely jealous in about an hour, maybe less if I don’t bother with a shower (“I was waiting in the line and fell asleep and nobody woke me up at 6:00, the bastards.”)

I’m not running out to buy an iPhone today.

But next week, when that check comes. All bets are off.

UPDATE: I couldn’t resist, I’ve got my iPhone. More later.